Stoned Estonian Chef
Stoned Estonian Chef
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👨🍳 Welcome to the kitchen of the Stoned Estonian Chef — where family recipes meet full-spectrum infusion, and everything starts with our magical oil and the loving touch of our chef.
— This isn’t restaurant food.
This is private, potent, and purposeful cooking — guided by tradition, wellness, and a deep respect for the plant & culinary.
🌿 What We Create
🌿 What We Create
We specialize in long-lasting cannabis-infused edibles made from full-spectrum oils. Our focus is always on:
🍯 Low-temp, Old School slow-infused oil (for medical-grade effect)
🍫 Bites & bars that taste like real food — not just sugar bombs
🥥 Stable creations
🧄 Savory infusions (for experienced users who want real meals, not just snacks)
Whether you’re looking for pain relief, deep sleep, or a microdosed mood boost, we create infusions with intention — always potent, always clean.
🧬 Why Full-Spectrum?
🧬 Why Full-Spectrum?
We remove all cannabinoids from the plant, it's full spectrum.
We focus on the entourage effect — the synergy of cannabinoids, terpenes, and time. That’s why our oil is made the old-school way: Low heat. Long soak. Whole plant.
🫧 Private Dinners & Projects (By Request Only)
🫧 Private Dinners & Projects (By Request Only)
The Stoned Estonian Chef occasionally creates infused edibles & drinks for trusted members or partners.
We’ve worked with:
Clubs looking for real infused experiences
Members who want edibles made with love
Private events
Patients in recovery
Artists during creative retreats
All projects are private, intentional, and rooted in care.
🚫 Not for Sale. Only for members & private partners!
🚫 Not for Sale. Only for members & private partners!
We don’t sell online.
We cook for those who understand the plant, respect the process, and need something deeper than just getting high.
If you're part of our circle or a real collaboration, you’ll feel the difference.
"We make medicine that tastes like regular gummies."
"We make medicine that tastes like regular gummies."
— Stoned Estonian Chef
— Stoned Estonian Chef
Our family hopes you will be satisfied with the products we made!
Our family hopes you will be satisfied with the products we made!
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!! Warning !!
Cannabis Edibles Consumption
!! Warning !!
Cannabis Edibles Consumption
- Caution: This product contains cannabis and is intended for consumption by adults of legal age only. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not operate heavy machinery or drive while under the influence of this product.
- Effects Onset: The effects of cannabis edibles may take up to 2 hours to fully manifest. It is important to start with a low dose and wait for the effects before consuming more. Overconsumption can lead to uncomfortable and potentially harmful experiences.
- Dosage: Consume a small portion initially and wait for at least 2 hours before considering additional consumption. Effects can vary based on individual tolerance, metabolism, and other factors.
- Unpredictable Reactions: Edibles affect each individual differently. The potency of cannabis edibles can lead to strong psychoactive effects, including anxiety, paranoia, hallucinations, and impaired cognitive function.
- Health Risks: Cannabis edibles can have adverse health effects, including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and risk of heart attack. If you have a history of heart problems or other medical conditions, consult a healthcare professional before consuming.
- Delayed Gratification: Unlike smoking, the effects of edibles are prolonged and can last for several hours. Plan your consumption accordingly, and avoid taking more before the initial effects have fully set in.
- Responsible Storage: Store cannabis edibles in a secure, cool, and dry place, out of reach of children and pets. Always store them in their original packaging, clearly labeled as containing cannabis.
- Mixing Substances: Avoid consuming cannabis edibles with alcohol or other substances, as the combination can intensify the effects and lead to adverse reactions.
- Medical Conditions: If you are pregnant, breastfeeding, have a history of mental health disorders, or are taking prescription medications, consult a healthcare professional before consuming cannabis edibles.
- Legal Considerations: Adhere to local laws and regulations regarding cannabis use. The legal age for purchasing and consuming cannabis products varies by jurisdiction.
- Emergency Assistance: In case of overconsumption or adverse reactions, seek medical attention immediately. Be honest with medical professionals about the substances consumed to receive appropriate care.
- Responsibility: Consume cannabis edibles responsibly and in moderation. Understand your limits and be aware of the potential risks associated with their consumption.
By consuming these cannabis edibles, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these warnings and take full responsibility for your actions.
By consuming these cannabis edibles, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these warnings and take full responsibility for your actions.
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